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Anti

the artist Anti is a disgruntled old artist, most famous for his work done in the 1940s. He does not understand the new age and modern art practiced by today’s young artists. Anti practices intolerance and revels in the virtue of antiquity. He blames technology for the absence of creativity and ingenuity found in modern […]

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Porculus

the artist porculus, scatologue the art a good scatologue hate cynism (not the historical one) his art: flay alive them, for making a as long fur coat as rasputine for being a dandy of siberia in order to impress female bear the beret i search the same hat as in the phillip jose farmer’s short […]

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Catsen Mealface

the artist Gender: Male Age: 34 Medium: Ox blood and sheep brains I am an ex McDonalds employee who slaughtered his co-workers and made it look like ritual suicide. I used their organs, blood, brains and toenails to create my first work. I have so far never been caught. the art The use of animal […]

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S. Lump

S. Lump, nanoartist, works with a Scanning Tunneling Microscope to make very tiny sculptures by moving an atom at a time. No one can see Lump’s works but they are very cool. Lump’s beret is made from every element in the periodic chart. Lump can’t wear it because it is radioactive and as some elements […]

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Tom Graves

When Tom was young, he decided he wanted to be “an artist”. He bought some paints with his allowance and played with his paints, waiting for the day when he would reach adulthood and become “an artist”. Because he had decided early on to become “an artist”, he knew it was only a matter “of […]

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Benadetta

YEAR: 2500 LOCATION: Creation lab of a space station orbiting Mars. ARTIST: Thoughtful, brilliant, bio-chemist, poet, and mother. ACTIVITY: Spinning ideas from strands of DNA that express the shape of the cosmos and universal change. BERET: At will, she places a cap of microships upon her head that tickles her brain in all the right […]

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Caera Clancy

Caera Clancy is a painter residing in Seattle Washington. She was born 25 years ago in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The day she was born, her father Sean was gunned down in an alley outside their home. Her mother, Theresa brought her to the United States when she was twelve years old which wasn’t early enough […]

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Sydney Davenport

  the artist okay, here i am, as myself, a mid-aged woman sitting in a home studio in walnut creek, ca. I am a commercial artist producing art that is supposed to be sold for commercial purposes. unlike real life, i not only have an unlimited monetary budget; i have unlimited time for research, learning […]

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The CyberSculptor

The CyberSculptor is a wizard. By this, we mean that s/he has mastered a set of tools (gestures, spoken spells, etc.) which allows cyberspace to be directly manipulated. Manipulating cyberspace means being able to control perceived reality, which is as close to true magic as well will ever likely to see.

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