X-767

the artist X-767 is a man from the future. His “artistic hobby” is releasing chemicals into the air. These chemicals pollute, but they produce stunning sunsets in an array of colors. He cares neither for the environment nor the less fortunate who have to deal with the effects of the chemicals in the environment. X-767 […]

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Pedro

the artist Pedro is fifty-three years old and lives in rural France. He has been painting for over forty-five years and has been famous for almost thirty. He lives alone in a two room cabin and paints nearly every minute of the day. Many claim that Pedro is conceded and is a braggart, but no […]

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Anti

the artist Anti is a disgruntled old artist, most famous for his work done in the 1940s. He does not understand the new age and modern art practiced by today’s young artists. Anti practices intolerance and revels in the virtue of antiquity. He blames technology for the absence of creativity and ingenuity found in modern […]

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Porculus

the artist porculus, scatologue the art a good scatologue hate cynism (not the historical one) his art: flay alive them, for making a as long fur coat as rasputine for being a dandy of siberia in order to impress female bear the beret i search the same hat as in the phillip jose farmer’s short […]

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Catsen Mealface

the artist Gender: Male Age: 34 Medium: Ox blood and sheep brains I am an ex McDonalds employee who slaughtered his co-workers and made it look like ritual suicide. I used their organs, blood, brains and toenails to create my first work. I have so far never been caught. the art The use of animal […]

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Warrior

Warrior makes warrior trophys. Submitted during the Cambridge River Festival on Saturday, September 6, 1997

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Fred Schitzelheime

Fred makes life size art of skyscrapers, spam, and flan. Fred’s beret is the bird brain food spider hat. Submitted by Wil during the Cambridge River Festival on Saturday, September 6, 1997  

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Zaddie

Zaddie is a combination of 2 four-year old girls. Zaddie’s art is pretty bad, usually. Sometimes wonderfully inspired works. Depends on mood. Zaddie’s beret is usually plastic tiaras from her Barbie collecton. Submitted by Spin Dog during the Cambridge River Festival on Saturday, September 6, 1997

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Gloria

Gloria’s art is transitory, edible, delectable. Her beret is a crown of fruit, leaves, vegetables, and flowers. Submitted by Sheila during the Cambridge River Festival on Saturday, September 6, 1997

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Rudolph

Rudolph’s art is desert fashions. The beret is sun-protective. Submitted during the Cambridge River Festival on Saturday, September 6, 1997

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